german benzine commercial, late 1998

De Joy of Distaste and Delusion

Cthulhu Porn Alarm

From: tzimon at crl com (Tzimon Yliaster)
Subject: REPOST: Cthulhu Date-Rape (1/2) (M/F/?, Rape, Gore, Horror)
Date: 26 Feb 1996 07:37:08 GMT

[ Article crossposted from, ]
[ Author was Cernovog (cernovog at eberus buf servtech com) ]
[ Posted on Sat, 24 Feb 1996 21:49:48 -0500 ]


 This is NOT a normal story, even for one with the above headers.  It
containes scenes of extreme violence, gore, rape, and supernatural evil
that will almost certainly offend most everyone out there.  If you are
offended by scenes of rape of the female by the male, rape of the female
by the dead male, rape of the female by a monster, or rape of the male by
a monster, please, stop reading here.  Still reading?  All right.  If you
are offended by scenes of supernatural torture of the female, including
rape, or scenes of supernatural torture of the male, including rape, stop
reading here, please.  I mean it.  It's all in here, and I'd like to not
offend anyone who doesn't want to be reading this stuff.  Really.
 If you're still with me at this point, and I'm not even sure I would be
with me at this point, your comments are greatly appreciated and, in fact,
will be required if I am to take this story any further.  Heck, write a
chapter yourself.  Send it to me, I'll probably love it.  All comments,
questions, requests, and suggestions will be replied to as best as I can.
All flames will be laughed at uproariously, printed out, displayed to my
friends who will laugh at them as well, and then used to start my
 Shoggoths, Cthulu, and the occasional cultist with a proper name  are the
works of H.P. Lovecraft, and copyrighted by him.  This story is in no way
indicative of persons living or dead, and the author does not condone
rape, date-rape, or any of the stuff you see done here.


by Dracthyus


Das wahre Wort

Die eigenartigste Gesellschaft ist die Stinkrauken-Quecken-Gesellschaft. (Otti Wilmanns)

Sensuous writing

Tiger:Sent: 03:32 PM 08/29/2009:
I have no idea. I would love to have the ability to make you sore

Tiger:Sent: 07:12 PM 09/07/2009:
No turkey unless it's a club sandwich

Sexting Joslyn James : erotic epigrams attributed to Tiger Woods


Sie müssen diese Bedingungen, bevor lesen und zustimmen Sie ein aktives Bauteil mit der Falle werden können.
werden Sie, ein Teilnehmer undSIND unterzeichnet, durch 1.By, das damit einverstanden mit Falle gesprungen zu werden zur ganzer Bedingungen festgelegt worden in dieser Vereinbarung (die "Vereinbarung"). (...)
Probemitgliedschaft erneuert mit einer regelmäßigen Monatskinetik am Ende ihrer jeweiligen Probeperiode.
3.all Material, Einschließlich Meldung, Und Ander Kommunikation, Enthalten An Knocked-up Baby Sein Bestimmen Für Verteilung Exklusiv Zu Zustimmen Erwachsen In Standort Wo D Material, Meldung Und Ander Kommunikation Enthalten An Mit Falle Not Verletzen Kein Gemeinschaft Standard Oder Irgendein Bundes-, Zustand Oder Lokal Gesetz Oder Regelung Von D Staat Oder Irgendein Ander Land.

[The Cum Trap doesn't display any longer the quoted paradigm of écriture automatique, I'm afraid.]


Do dinosaurs need to be a protected class of animal? What about a Sasquatch? When are they real, when are they not, when can you have sex with them and when can you not?

Mark Coker of Smashwords in an article by Eric Spitznagel @ Business Insider Australia; 2013-12


spelling is fairly straightforward. In comparison, grammar is more much interpretive.

Free Online Grammar Checker; 2012-07-21


This print was hand-signed by the artist during his lifetime.

artelino - repeated article description


“A beautiful woman is like a heap of fresh garbage: exciting, mysterious and delightful.”

Scott Adams : Another Day in Cubicle Paradise


How many tosses are there on average before I get the first head?

David Williams : Weighing the Odds [parental advisory: explicit lyrics]


One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. “Oh, no,” I said. “Disneyland burned down.” He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey


Der Klassizismus war eine Epoche höchster Kreativität in allen Bereichen des Lebens, während der unvergängliche Meisterwerke geschaffen wurden. Namen wie Ludwig van Beethoven in der Musik, Johann Wolfgang von Goethe in der Literatur, Goya für Malerei oder Johann Georg Niederegger in der Marzipankunst stehen für zeitlose Kompositionen.

Niederegger, December 2000: Von der Idee zum Kunstwerk und der Niederegger Marzipansalon


1 Nach Bechstein und andern Naturforschern hat der Bock so gut als der Amerikaner Milch, und das alte Sprichwort ist richtig.

Jean Paul: Flegeljahre


There's an art statement in whipped cream shooting out of the ass of a giraffe, isn't there?

Frank Zappa, Playboy interview by David Sheff; 1993-05-02


Store Reality at room temperature. (Reality Instructions)

“Condom, new and used – bid or buy!”


  1. The Institute for Plastination pulls a legal stunt (german)

    2002-08-20: The Institute for Plastination in Heidelberg/Germany wants the items linking to its sites,, removed from the Tastelist : Ghouls Gone Plastic within seven days. Mr. Schnada weighed anchor and sent a reply (german) asking by the way for the legal ground of the demand. The answer he didn't expect hasn't arrived so far either, and who cares anyway.