From: tzimon at crl com (Tzimon Yliaster) Newsgroups: alt.sex.cthulhu Subject: REPOST: Cthulhu Date-Rape (1/2) (M/F/?, Rape, Gore, Horror) Date: 26 Feb 1996 07:37:08 GMT [ Article crossposted from alt.sex.stories,alt.sex.fetish.cthulhu ] [ Author was Cernovog (cernovog at eberus buf servtech com) ] [ Posted on Sat, 24 Feb 1996 21:49:48 -0500 ] WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING This is NOT a normal story, even for one with the above headers. It containes scenes of extreme violence, gore, rape, and supernatural evil that will almost certainly offend most everyone out there. If you are offended by scenes of rape of the female by the male, rape of the female by the dead male, rape of the female by a monster, or rape of the male by a monster, please, stop reading here. Still reading? All right. If you are offended by scenes of supernatural torture of the female, including rape, or scenes of supernatural torture of the male, including rape, stop reading here, please. I mean it. It's all in here, and I'd like to not offend anyone who doesn't want to be reading this stuff. Really. If you're still with me at this point, and I'm not even sure I would be with me at this point, your comments are greatly appreciated and, in fact, will be required if I am to take this story any further. Heck, write a chapter yourself. Send it to me, I'll probably love it. All comments, questions, requests, and suggestions will be replied to as best as I can. All flames will be laughed at uproariously, printed out, displayed to my friends who will laugh at them as well, and then used to start my barbecue. Shoggoths, Cthulu, and the occasional cultist with a proper name are the works of H.P. Lovecraft, and copyrighted by him. This story is in no way indicative of persons living or dead, and the author does not condone rape, date-rape, or any of the stuff you see done here. CTHULU DATE-RAPE (PART ONE) by Dracthyus
“a successful alchemy between the captivating and the repulsive for a fashion of objectivity” · « une synthèse entre consommation de masse et peau individuelle »
„Um sie knarrten krachten wucherten die Bäume. Ein furchtbares inneres Leben dehnte die brünstigen aufgeregten Pflanzenwesen. Man sah die ungeheuren tonnigen Massen wie in Krämpfen sich um sich drehen, längs klaffen und noch immer in die Breite wachsen, in die Höhe aufsteigen, bluten und noch immerm wachsen, dabei rauchen; bersten, einer den andern aufschneidend und mit ihm verschmelzend, dabei zischen und prasseln. Und wo zwei Bäume Raum fanden, nieder nach vorn in die Lücke zwischen andere Bäume zu fallen mit überschweren Kronen; erhob sich vom Boden wieder der Stumpf, er trieb und wuchs.“ (Döblin: Berge Meere Giganten)
“I can tell you want it. A hot, tight, virgin toaster cunt, just for you?” [ La fente du dynamomètre, verticale, luisait. — C'est une femelle... dit gravèment Marcueil. Mais c'est très fort. (Alfred Jarry: Le surmâle) ]
“Thank you Superkids. You've turned a pile of trouble into piles of valuable material.”
“Grandpa may not have had the Internet to collect porn, but that didn't mean that he wasn't a pervert.”
“Do not misunderstand me, here. Kinkade's art does not evoke Clown Fear, or Marionette Fear, or Dick Cheney Fear, or Disney Audio-Animatronic Fear—I'm talking about that Mother of All Fears: When Paradise Turns into Hell.” (Void Manufacturing)
“Another interesting reversal is from the not so innocent nursery rhyme Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star. A recording was made from a 6-year-old girl and when played backwards the words I wish there were no Allah can be heard.” Freemasons, sex, and Satan in songs, ads, companies, everywhere.
“Our Lord's Precious Blood and pieces of His heart muscles were alive and pulsating on a rock.”
The Ecce Homo de Borja envisioned by Cecilia Giménez Zueco improving on Elías García Martinez in the Santuario de Misericordia church of Borja, Zaragoza (Spain).
“It turns out that everyone likes music, even dictators. And now, for the first time, with the magic of the Internet and the Spotify play button, you can enjoy the actual music listened to by tyrants as they killed, raged, tortured and shook their money makers. Oh yeah.”
(T)he plastic prosthetic didn't fool a Cuyahoga County probation officer, who was trained to observe the sights and sounds of her 14-year-old son to take nude pictures of her and to post them on a funeral home regulation bill that included a prohibition against cussing in the vicinity of a corpse seriously choking on a hamburger.
“Thirteen other people were injured after a twenty-car pile up resulted from people trying to avoid hitting the woman who was apparently convinced that the rapture was occurring when she saw twelve people floating up into the air, and then passed a man on the side of the road who she claimed was Jesus.” (Leap of Faith)
Weird Sex News From Around the World. Proud to be part of the problem.
Fan-fictional lust, desire and “oh, Dick…” (fragment)
As Rice walked out to greet the troops, the coat blew open to reveal the top of a pair of knee-high boots. In short, she was not wearing a bland suit with a loose-fitting skirt and short boxy jacket with a pair of sensible pumps.
“Is she thinking about how one day the world will belong to America, or is she just wanting a hug?”
“My mom told me when I grew up I could be anything I wanted. So I became an asshole.” (Tucker Max)
(A gradual, maybe asymptotic slow-down or detox, while less saintly, may be more workable, though.)
The moment I put my hand in my father's lovely ball gowns with innocent, uncontainable joy, saying ‘Daddy, I'm so excited!’ I felt my father more than I ever have. I knew it was my night. How can you measure the fathers standing all aglow.
“I wanted to create portraits that were beautiful; images that the girls and their fathers would like to see hanging on their walls at home, while someone from another cultural background might experience the very same portraits in an entirely different way.” (David Magnusson)
“I hereby choose, before the undersigned witnesses, to not exchange my gracefulness, beauty and charm for momentary love and attention at any cheap price.”
promotes “the appreciation for and practice of sexual abstinence (purity) until marriage through the distribution of age appropriate, factual and medically-referenced materials.” And through the selective acceptance of empirical studies. Anyway, for the children of all ages news flashes like these are certainly more appropriate: “Virgins win first ever campus knowledge contest;” 2005-02-17. “Majority of teens don't want to have sex;” 2005-01-26.
Faithful monogamy between all married and unmarried U.S. Military and National Guard personnel; robust childbearing and reproduction; support for the enactment of safeguards for the innocent fruit of conjugal intimacy, especially our combat troops, from inappropriate same-gender or opposite-gender sexual harassment, adultery or intrusively intimate commingling among attracteds; plus prompt termination of military policymakers who would expose American wives and daughters (restrooms, showers, barracks, tents, etc.); recognition of the overwhelming statistical evidence that married people enjoy torture, enslavement or sexual leveraging in forward roles. So help us God.
The building block of Western civilization has been Nuclear. Billions of others bone our well-being. Why? That is an easy question to answer. Please yourself.
The wolf also shall dwell with the lamb, and the hippo shall strangle the polar bear with bare hands. “Capla Kesting denies the statue was developed from a rumored bootleg Britney Spears birth video. The artist admits to using references that include the wax figure of a pole-dancing Britney at Las Vegas' Madame Tussauds and ‘Britney wigs’ characterizing various hairstyles of the pop-princess from a Los Angeles hairstylist.” Compare the birthing, bear-wrestling marble with the pole-dancing past of the plastic fertility idol, with other culious britneys. Study career peaks (36B and beyond) in Neoplatonic Britney Updates.
A “Christ-centered” behaviour modification program and facility offering worried and worrisome parents the hope to brainwash away the expected sins of their gay or otherwise sick and demented child. The rather strictish Refuge rules—no music “that is not expressly Christian (Beethoven, Bach, etc. are not considered Christian)”— are evidently born-again in the spirit of John Waters' Polyester nunnery.
“They looked confused and bewildered. What the heck was that? What is nudity doing on the Super Bowl? What is such disgusting behavior doing during a football game. How could the NFL allow the degradation of its flagship event? Is there really no level to which the modern culture won't stoop? Do the kids of America need to see Janet's breast?”
Bin Laden's rejuvenated public beard shocks America.
Reuters presented the public with shockingly unspectacular evidence that Walt's Hannah Montana is naked beneath her clothes –and not even of age. The horror.
When vital force Inés Sainz became manifest in the New York Jets locker room (on Sep 11, 2010) the ultimate catastrophe –an erection– didn't take place.
including the South Park Whore-Off feat. Paris Hilton (2004) among many comparatively disappointing worst clips.
The Parents TV Council, “proud of their one million members for the actions they've taken to force the FCC to finally protect citizens from [split infinitives? no, from] indecent and raunchy content on broadcast television,” helps the offensible viewer to find things to complain about without him having to watch the lame rest of the targeted shows, to complain to the FCC, the institution dedicated to protect the u.s.american teleconsumer from gratuitous prime-time fucks and other bad bad words.
“It is our hope that seeing and hearing some of the nation's most powerful preachers gathered around a gas station and the United States capital as a backdrop, will remind everyone who is really in charge of our world.”
“Volcanoes, released in 2003 and sponsored in part by the National Science Foundation and Rutgers University, has been turned down at about a dozen science centers, mostly in the South, said Dr. Richard Lutz, the Rutgers oceanographer who was chief scientist for the film. He said theater officials rejected the film because of its brief references to evolution, in particular to the possibility that life on Earth originated at the undersea vents.”
“It would be hard to imagine a more moral town than Dayton. If it has any bootleggers, no visitor has heard of them. Ten minutes after I arrived a leading citizen offered me a drink made up half of white mule and half of coca cola, but he seems to have been simply indulging himself in a naughty gesture. No fancy woman has been seen in the town since the end of the McKinley administration. There is no gambling. There is no place to dance. The relatively wicked, when they would indulge themselves, go to Robinson's drug store and debate theology....” (Mencken reports on July 13)
… or reclaiming Christmas for pain & death from secular Santa.
“Right after when the shitty Rockapella group sang the national anthem a couple people shouted Amen! at the end. I started to get sick right then.”
I have no master plan for maintaining Rapture Ready all the way through the seven-year tribulation. It is unlikely any one domain will be able to service the massive traffic surge that will be directed at all prophecy sites. The Bible predicts that someday a short-lived firestorm erupted in the media over his urge to view pornography not under the control of the gravitational and electromagnetic forces which limit our own bodies in this present life. I see it as a kind of musical chairs game: Who will get that last, all important chair when the music stops playing? Either way, there are consequences to be dealt with the leadership of the European Union. The Bible does hint that the Antichrist might need to streamline the decision making process. But, unfortunately, so many people are walking straight into the face of truth and warnings, they continue to have a Jewish background.
This may come as a shock to you, but the one who sent you this has been taken up to heaven.
“A 4 inch tongue can bring a 6 foot man to his knees.”
Warning · first live web cam from inside a working sheriff! You may see sexually inappropriate family members murdering outstanding warrants. Sheriff Joe Arpaio is spearheading suspected jail.
“It is filth attributed to someone of national stature supposedly describing something Johnson allegedly did. The incident, of course, never took place.” (UPI's Merriman Smith)
Of course, President Johnson is often given to inappropriate response — witness the puzzled timing of his smiles when he speaks of grave matters — but we must also assume that Mrs. Kennedy had been traumatized that day and her perception was likely to have been colored by the tragedy. This state of shock must have underlain an incident on Air Force One which this writer conceives to be delirium, but which Mrs. Kennedy insists she actually saw. “I'm telling you this for the historical records,” she said, “so that people a hundred years from now will know what I had to go through.”
“That man was crouching over the corpse, no longer chuckling but breathing hard and moving his body rhythmically. At first I thought he must be performing some mysterious symbolic rite he'd learned from Mexicans or Indians as a boy. And then I realized — there is only one way to say this — he was literally. I froze. The next thing I remember, he was being sworn in the new President.”
“Isn't it weird when you try to imagine some impossible parallel universe, and it turns out that you've been living in it all along?” (Tom @ monkey methods, 2005-01-17)
The appearances notwithstanding, Sir Peter is not the figment of an old-style, heavy-handed union satirist envisioning a degenerate plutocrat.
“We will welcome them with bullets and shoes.”(Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf)
“Public opinion was forced to accept that the first humans were a reality.”
“Dealing with the ET presence that lies at the roots of most international conflict is essential for establishing global peace.”
Schnada.de –on the pursuit of happiness for you and me and the legal adviser of the Institut für Plastination, too– has unlinked the upper three items above from the sites Plastination.com, Koerperspender.de, Koerperwelten.de. While the legal adviser of a traveling corpse show must have more substantial worries than some unwelcome references in the web, we may leave law and death and traveling corpses aside and take to Tim Berners-Lee on law and links and pseudo-legal link myths. He's not a lawyer, though, just the inventor of the WWW. For advice by law experts, consult e.g. Zimmerling/Werner: Schutz vor Rechtsproblemen im Internet or Internetrecht · Links. For advice on law experts, consult H.L.Mencken …
“An 18-year-old US student is today behind bars after police uncovered his plot to raise a zombie army and attack his high school. A judge last week reflected the seriousness of threatening your high school with annihilation at the hands of the undead by raising Poole's bond from one to five thousand dollars at the request of prosecutors.”
“Die fünfte Edition des Kalenders Linder ist eine große Rückkehr zur Natur, die sich in der vollkommenen Harmonie zwischen den Särgen von Linder und dem lebenden Holz, dem Blau des Meeres, den roten Blumen, den grünen Wiesen und der Schönheit des weiblichen Körpers ausdrückt.”
The Alien loves her. She loves him. It's a story-book romance. (But Sid the Dummy strikes again.)
Q. What on earth compelled you to knit the human digestive system?
A. The tube is one of the most basic structures of multicellular life and of knitting. It seemed like a great way to combine my two fascinations.
“Teaching the anatomy of the door of the goddess usually brings up a lot of emotions and men's faces tend to become pale. (...) ”
Little boys continued to wear dresses until well into the twentieth century, undergoing a very gradual evolution from colorful, individualistic and expressive to drab, conformist and utilitarian long white dresses until they were old enough to walk that of adult women.
manufactured sideshow gaffs and abnormalities for exhibit in modern day odditoriums ecc.
“However, given the amount of time, effort, and financial cost involved in employing hundreds of condoms, if you want a huge dildo, we suggest you just buy a larger one rather than using hundreds of condoms to make your average-size dildo bigger.”
“If you cannot enjoy racism, ignorance, nudity, sex, or just plain weirdness within their historical context, then this is not the place for you.”
“For my poem Spinach Bouquet, I began with two quotes from Premenstrual Syndrome and You, by Niels H. Lauersen, M.D., and Eileen Stukane: ‘The green leafy vegetables provide their supply of magnesium if they are eaten raw or cooked in a small amount of water that is not discarded,’ and ‘Magnesium and calcium go hand in hand—if magnesium is increased, calcium should be increased twice as much.’ From that, I generated the following stanza: ‘I’m Popeye the Sailor Woman/ gulping spinach the week before/ trading roses are red/ and PMS blue/ for magnesium/ and calcium (times two).’” (Geneva Kachman)
“My brother played the Menstral Album for me last night... it is the most disgusting and degrading thing I ever heard... I especially liked When It's Over It's Over. Regards. (Sheena, Guelph, Ontario)”
“She had taken barely a dozen paces when she was assailed by a horrible thought that she had not cleaned the top left inside molars. She stood in an agony of uncertainty for five minutes, then went back to the bathroom area of her living quarters, recharged the brush and carefully cleaned again the top left molars on their inside surfaces. She looked at her reflection in the mirror; it foamed back at her like a rabid dog.” (Lionel Fanthorpe)
“Still working on the omelet. There have been stumbling blocks. I keep creating omelets one after another, like soldiers marching into the sea, but each one seems empty, hollow, like stone. I want to create an omelet that expresses the meaninglessness of existence, and instead they taste like cheese. I look at them on the plate, but they do not look back. Tried eating them with the lights off. It did not help. Malraux suggested paprika.”
“I don't know many children. And I don't know if I really remember what it was like being a child. I use children a lot because they're so vulnerable. Children are pathetic and quite frequently not terribly likeable. I don't really know any babies. I've never known any babies.”
putting the fun back into fundamentalism
including a database of torture and execution devices
“It has four openings, and three extrusions.”
The Diving Nun, Buddha, Moses, Jackhammer Jesus, Judas · “Our Boy sold Jesus for thirty silver pieces and we're selling him for even less!”
“I asked the receptionist for the bathroom, and he pointed me down a long, dark corridor. Halfway there, I noticed a door was ajar and poked my head in. What I saw gave me a jolt. Dozens of Real Dolls were hanging from the walls by metal hooks in the back of their necks. They stared blankly at each other and at me, their mouths agape. It looked like a mass lynching at the Playboy Mansion.” (Grant Stoddard)
“All realdolls were at least 18 years old when they were photographed.”
“The only downside to mounting rats is the weird looks you get when you show them to people!”
Normal breasts notwithstanding, the human race continues. As Al-cohol said unto them, Get drunk, and multiply.
“Nothing says ‘ladies man’ like a lime green banana hammock.”(rex) —The style was showcased by Sasha Baron “Borat” Cohen in 2006.
Mars Needs Women, The Monkees 33 1/3, Curvaceous Corpses, and Tonya Harding's Wedding Night ... “This is not necessarily the type of video the videophiliac would rent to watch; the thrill comes from owning it. (Certainly there is no plausible reason to view such an item!)”
“When man enters the world of water he encounters a number of problems. We are obviously not fish, and we can't breathe — naturally, that is. Divers holding their breath (free divers), many of whom have developed extraordinary control over their heart rate and other body functions, can stay for minutes at a time. Want to dive deep? Well, that's trickier.”
A comfort fallout shelter. Support and absorption for active business contours.
“Because I had no place to take a girl, Bill Gaines gave me permission to use the convertible sofa in his office. There were original paintings of his famous horror characters hung around the wall—the Old Witch, the Crypt-Keeper, the Vault-Keeper—and a framed portrait of Alfred E. Neuman himself, watching over me while I lost my sexual innocence, just as he had been watching over a whole generation as they lost their cultural innocence.” (Paul Krassner)
“We lead the league in tastelessness. Our photographs are filthier and our stories are more disgusting. We make no effort to be artistic. Our photos are so explicit that the readers can see the come running from the girl's mouth. Our stock in trade is raw, flailing sex.” (Al Goldstein, 1974)
“Bushu · sound of woman ejaculating huge amounts of pulsating liquid. The technical term for this is Shiofuki. Literally, the blowhole of a whale.”
“There's no dirty pictures, or even dirty words. It's just really naughty anthropology! So even if you're not a huge masturbator, you'll still be entertained and amazed at some of the bad, bad things the Japanese have invented. The infamous used-panty vending machines are just the tip of the iceberg.”
“You know, before we come to Japan, they tell us a lot of ultimately useless stuff. What kind of computer to bring, if our DVDs will work, clothing sizes, that kind of nonsense. Nowhere, and I mean nowhere, in the 3-4 months of orientations did anyone ever mention that at some point, a Japanese kid may try to stick their fingers up our butt. That's something I would have liked to know, personally.”
Die eigenartigste Gesellschaft ist die Stinkrauken-Quecken-Gesellschaft. (Otti Wilmanns)
Tiger:Sent: 03:32 PM 08/29/2009:
I have no idea. I would love to have the ability to make you sore
Tiger:Sent: 07:12 PM 09/07/2009:
No turkey unless it's a club sandwich
Sexting Joslyn James : erotic epigrams attributed to Tiger Woods
Sie müssen diese Bedingungen, bevor lesen und zustimmen Sie ein aktives Bauteil mit der Falle werden können.
werden Sie, ein Teilnehmer undSIND unterzeichnet, durch 1.By, das damit einverstanden mit Falle gesprungen zu werden zur ganzer Bedingungen festgelegt worden in dieser Vereinbarung (die "Vereinbarung"). (...)
Probemitgliedschaft erneuert mit einer regelmäßigen Monatskinetik am Ende ihrer jeweiligen Probeperiode.
3.all Material, Einschließlich Meldung, Und Ander Kommunikation, Enthalten An Knocked-up Baby Sein Bestimmen Für Verteilung Exklusiv Zu Zustimmen Erwachsen In Standort Wo D Material, Meldung Und Ander Kommunikation Enthalten An Mit Falle Not Verletzen Kein Gemeinschaft Standard Oder Irgendein Bundes-, Zustand Oder Lokal Gesetz Oder Regelung Von D Staat Oder Irgendein Ander Land.
[The Cum Trap doesn't display any longer the quoted paradigm of écriture automatique, I'm afraid.]
Do dinosaurs need to be a protected class of animal? What about a Sasquatch? When are they real, when are they not, when can you have sex with them and when can you not?
Mark Coker of Smashwords in an article by Eric Spitznagel @ Business Insider Australia; 2013-12
spelling is fairly straightforward. In comparison, grammar is more much interpretive.
Free Online Grammar Checker; 2012-07-21
This print was hand-signed by the artist during his lifetime.
artelino - repeated article description
“A beautiful woman is like a heap of fresh garbage: exciting, mysterious and delightful.”
Scott Adams : Another Day in Cubicle Paradise
How many tosses are there on average before I get the first head?
David Williams : Weighing the Odds [parental advisory: explicit lyrics]
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. “Oh, no,” I said. “Disneyland burned down.” He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.
Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
Der Klassizismus war eine Epoche höchster Kreativität in allen Bereichen des Lebens, während der unvergängliche Meisterwerke geschaffen wurden. Namen wie Ludwig van Beethoven in der Musik, Johann Wolfgang von Goethe in der Literatur, Goya für Malerei oder Johann Georg Niederegger in der Marzipankunst stehen für zeitlose Kompositionen.
Niederegger, December 2000: Von der Idee zum Kunstwerk und der Niederegger Marzipansalon
1 Nach Bechstein und andern Naturforschern hat der Bock so gut als der Amerikaner Milch, und das alte Sprichwort ist richtig.
Jean Paul: Flegeljahre
There's an art statement in whipped cream shooting out of the ass of a giraffe, isn't there?
Frank Zappa, Playboy interview by David Sheff; 1993-05-02
Store Reality at room temperature. (Reality Instructions)
2002-08-20: The Institute for Plastination in Heidelberg/Germany wants the items linking to its sites www.plastination.com, www.koerperspender.de, www.koerperwelten.de removed from the Tastelist : Ghouls Gone Plastic within seven days. Mr. Schnada weighed anchor and sent a reply (german) asking by the way for the legal ground of the demand. The answer he didn't expect hasn't arrived so far either, and who cares anyway.